This Friday we have the rather simple task of heading out to the guys in MicksGarage to whoop their asses at the inaugural Engine Room / Micks Garage Scalextrics Grand Prix. Naturally, we want to give them as fair a chance as possible, so we have agreed to the following rules, which in the unlikely event that they are actually adhered to, should make for as fair a race as possible. 

Overseeing the race as both an independent adjudicator and race commentator is Leo Nulty. His dulcet tones will belt out over the almost perceptible din of the small electric slot cars. No doubt, if you’ve read as far as here, you’re as excited as we are.